Are you Malaysian?

I found this post done my dearest treasured 'choi sun' (*giggles*) absolutely hilarious! ..this is being republished with his permission:

(my reply in brackets)

1. How much is satu kupang?
Seposen

2. Where's the favourite spot to take weddingpictures in Taiping?
Zoo taiping kot... (Lake Gardens ahhh)

3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
-Perak laaa...owang peghaq sendiri tak gheti...aponak dikato? (time aku berslang, takdok bezo pun..takleh nak cam dialect apo..sebab ni la satu-satonya slang yang ako paham tau cakop..)

4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
Roti tissue premiere, roti empat segi tepat, rotitelor mutek, roti planta berbata, roti
hampehcinonet roti canai instant

5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians?
--Kolook meee laaaaa...mungkin kot... (How I miss breakfast in Kuching~)

6. Name a popular Malay ointment madefrom "cucumber"?
timun gaul cuka kot...(sea cucumber ah!!! minyak GAMAT!!! haha)

7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp thatthe Kelantanese love.
budu kot...tak pon otak udang... (hmm..melaka cincalok..kelatan..tak erti ah)

8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
it means "Pergi mari, pergi mari..tentang tugak..." never watch the sitkom meh? (nope)

9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
Limo balie

10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
"Poo 2 Mayhem"? (wahahahhaa!)

12. What does ABC stand for?
Ais Batu Cecampur a.k.a Ais Kachang

13. How long is a sari?
7.5" max (u serious?!?! bilo mase tau pulakkk..?? *ahem*)

14. Name Penang's famous beach.
Feringghi Stone

15. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at akopitiam?
Cam Ais Onek Anna!

16. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
Buletine Utama, 2000 Hours, Berite Hari Ini...(budak main transformers ade tengok brito?wahwah wah!)

17. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bungaraya, what's on the other?
Sape tak tau memang buduh...RM1 la the otherside..ya rabbi~macam taknah tengok RM1 coin... (alamak..aku buduh)

18. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
Congkakkkkkkk~

19. What was the name of the KL CommonwealthGames 1998 mascot?
Monkeykon. (WIRA~!..dah jadi pandai balikkk =D)

20. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay,Chinese or Indian,you are...?
Lain-lain laaa...

21. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
Lat dan CWkee...for town boy?

22. How did the word "gostan" come about?
-Once upon a time, one Anneh see a mat sallehdriving, then he see the fella reverse almost
kenatiang...so he dun remember how to say "Go around"so he tembak "Deyyy...gostan
laaa....mairrepuddingee!" (aduihai sayang...bercerita panjang pulakkk!)

23. Lobo's Whispers in the Wind is the Englishversion of which famous Malay song?
Suci Dalam Debu kot...

24. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
1990, Foo Kok Keong won the final singles!

25. What is the name of our national flag?
Jalur agak gemilang gak...

26. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
Tukang tilik nasib... (ataupon BOMOH!)

27. What's the name of the Malaysian- made175cc motorbike?
Jaguh and virago kot...

28. Name our national bird?
burung punai? (WHAT?!)

29. If the father is a baba, and the mother is anyonya, then what is the son?
Jabba the hut! or maybe Bobba fett? pilih lah ygmane satu....