Peddling life.. it's a cycle.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should all die first.
Start out dead and get it out of the way
Then, you wake up in an old age home,
Feeling better everyday

You get kicked out for being too healthy,
Go and collect your pension
Then when you start work
You get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years,
Until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement,
You drink alcohol, you party
You’re generally promiscuous

And you get ready for high school
You go to primary school, you become a kid
You play, you have no responsibilities
You become a baby.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury
In spa like conditions, central heating
Room service on tap, larger quantities every day
And finally
You finish off as an orgasm.